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WHEN IM NEXT TO BE SEATED AND A GROUP HAS BEEN SITTING WITH A CHECK ON THE TABLE FOR AN HOUR

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I GO OUT FOR DINNER WITH A BUNCH OF WOMEN

I’M LIKE:image

TRYING TO MAKE MY HUSBAND HAPPY ON HIS BIRTHDAY

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I FINALLY SEE THE NANNY AFTER HAVING BEEN ON VACATION WITH THE KIDS FOR TWO WEEKS

WHEN I FINALLY GO BACK TO THE GYM

I WALK IN LIKE:

WHEN I GO OUT FOR DINNER AND THE WAITER COMES TO THE TABLE

MY HUSBAND IS LIKE:

MY HUSBANDS LEVEL OF JEALOUSY WHEN I MENTION SOMEONE ELSE IS HOT

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WHEN THEY DO ANOTHER REORG AT WORK

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I HAVE JUST TOLD MY FRIEND SOME AMAZING GOSSIP

I’m like:

AFTER I DO SOMETHING REALLY EMBARRASSING

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WHEN I USE JUMPER CABLES CORRECTLY WITHOUT THE HELP OF A MAN

WHEN MY DOCTOR ASKS HOW MANY DRINKS I HAVE A WEEK

WHEN I CRY ABOUT SOMETHING TO MY HUSBAND

HE’S LIKE:

WHEN I TAKE MY KIDS OUT TO DINNER

HOW I FEEL WHEN I WATCH THE LEFTOVERS