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WHEN I’M WEARING FLIP FLOPS AND I STEP IN A PUDDLE

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WHEN IM AT A COCKTAIL PARTY AND MY FRIEND TAKES THE LAST HORS D’OEUVRE ON THE TRAY

WHEN THE FIRST BABYSITTER I CALL SAYS YES

IM LIKE:

WHEN CONZ WATCHES GIRL WRESTLING

WHEN I WEAR FUR DURING FASHION WEEK

OH SHIT…

WHEN SOMEONE ELSE TAKES CREDIT FOR MY WORK

I’M LIKE:

WHEN MY HUSBAND TRIES TO CALL ME OUT FOR SOMETHING I DID

I’M LIKE:
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WHEN IM NEXT TO BE SEATED AND A GROUP HAS BEEN SITTING WITH A CHECK ON THE TABLE FOR AN HOUR

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I GO OUT FOR DINNER WITH A BUNCH OF WOMEN

I’M LIKE:image

TRYING TO MAKE MY HUSBAND HAPPY ON HIS BIRTHDAY

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I FINALLY SEE THE NANNY AFTER HAVING BEEN ON VACATION WITH THE KIDS FOR TWO WEEKS

WHEN I FINALLY GO BACK TO THE GYM

I WALK IN LIKE:

WHEN I GO OUT FOR DINNER AND THE WAITER COMES TO THE TABLE

MY HUSBAND IS LIKE:

MY HUSBANDS LEVEL OF JEALOUSY WHEN I MENTION SOMEONE ELSE IS HOT

GUEST POST: SUBMITTED TO WSWCMOM BY ERIN K.

WHEN THEY DO ANOTHER REORG AT WORK

I’M LIKE: